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Postby lacymci » Mon Mar 05, 2012 8:20 am

Okay I'm a very humorous person so when my sister told me this joke I had to share it with ALL the snake enthusiast out there...

Two baby snakes are slithering through the woods. One baby snake looks over to the other and says
"Are we poisonous snakes?"
The other looks back at him and says
"I don't know...Why do you ask?"
The baby snake replies
"I think i just bit my tongue!!!"


So do any of you have any cute/stupid snake jokes? Please share them!
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Postby Southwestreptilebreader » Mon Mar 05, 2012 9:11 am

Ok so a blind rabbit comes across a hungry grass snake.
"oh pardon me Im sorry I ran into you." The rabbit says.
"its no problem" the grass snake says "im just looking fir a quick snack" he says and pounces.
The rabbit hops away at the last minute to the snakes surprise. "how did you move away so fast, you're blind!" He exclaims.
" I may be blind but I can tell by your voice you are a predator I just dont know what."
The grass snake begins to think; "i have a proposition for you blind one"
"oh and what is that?"
"if you can guess what predator I am I will let you go, if not..." The snaked hissed a laugh.
" I accept," the rabbit said "but if only I can use my paws as thats the only way I can truly see."
Feeling devilish the grass snake agreed. The rabbit rubbed the grass snake from nose to tail, and back again. After thinking for a second he snapped his paw and said;"i have it!"
"oh you do, do you?" Hissed the snake.
"yes!" Exclaimed the rabbit "first: your skin is slick and smooth, so nobody can get a grip."
"yes" the snake hissed
"second: you have no balls." The rabbit said with a chuckle.
All the replied was an angered hiss.
"and finally!" The rabbit sound triumphant "you like making impossible deals!"
"so what does that make me?" The snake said irritatted.
Standing tall and proud the rabbit calked out; "A LAWYER!"
Utterly confused all the snake could was watch as the rabbit bounded away before he could react.

Not great but its all I got
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Postby lacymci » Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:01 pm

lol. (and another lol because i need at least 10 charecters...)
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